I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Plus other memorable lines:
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
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How about a nice football?
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Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.
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It's a Major Award!
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It's a Major Award!
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It could be a bowling alley!
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Fra-gee-lay.
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Bumpuses!
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And my personal favorite:* * *
Randy lay there like a slug! It was his only defense!
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A wonderfully hilarous movie!
A wonderfully hilarous movie!
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